Jason Segel and Michelle Williams

An SMS exchange with my sister:


Via SMS---
Me: I'm so sad. Jason Segel is dating Michelle Williams. Huhuhu.
Sister: At least not some hoe. Haha!
Me: Why can't I be that hoe, rakehoe?

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So I was going through this MSN webpage on Hollywood's best girlfriends --- now that I think about it, I have no idea why I clicked on it.  Anyhow, so finally I arrived on the page with Michelle Williams on it, and of course I was dang curious who was the lucky guy.  Seriously, I had to blink a few times if I got the name right:


Jason Segel.


Remember that scene in Brokeback Mountain where Michelle Williams catches Heath Ledger and Jake Gylenhaal in a tight, I-am-going-to-push-you-against-the-wall-you-bad-cowboy kind of embrace?

Do you know those moments?  That moment where you discover something and gravity suddenly disappears and all your organs crash-boom-bang at the bottom of your gut, and you start to think of the fluids and the bile, ripping and boiling that the blood has to rush suddenly to your head, taking you into a heady high, and then your head suddenly snaps and then you realize oh bloody hell, the heart does that again, what a bloody headache.

And then I had to laugh.  But yeah, the headache is still there.

What can I say?  Michelle Williams currently has the advantage when it comes to marrying Jason Segel.  Maybe she'll come up with a blog.

Dear Jason Segel:

Michelle Williams is a lovely woman, an incredible artist.  

Happiness, 

me.

Gaaah so another (so-called) competition!

After skipping a couple of seasons, I have been kinda watching American Idol lately. Okay, mainly because of Jessica Sanchez as, yes, we Flipinos are a sucker for rooting for anyone who is even a sixteenth of our ancestry (it's so funny that it's sad).  But hey, Jessica Sanchez is so damn good.  Nobody can deny that.

But then of course there's Elise.

To be honest, I like Elise a lot.  She's the kind of artist I would listen to.  Really.  That's why I am not surprised and I am quite delighted that Jason Segel is rooting for her.

Delighted because Jason Segel apparently likes singers with that certain oomph, you know.  Not the usual squeaky, shout-y, over-the-top performers.  And Elise seems cool.

Surprised because --- dangit again, Jason Segel has been making other girls' dreams come true.  Man.  And another singer.  Remember that girl?  Jason Segel you're my Smeagol-something.  I am single, oh baby Jason Segel-whatever.

Wait til I do Everything But the Girl Covers.  Huh.  Yeah, I can sing that.  Anything with with a pretty low tone.  Like this one:

Oh well.  I think it's nice that Jason Segel has been popping up here and there.  And he looked really cute.  And so nice to see a celebrity root for a starting artist (and then they get to promote a movie, hee-haw!).

But when do I get a bit of, say, sign that this guy acknowledges this existence?  I mean, seriously.

And to think it was my birthday Easter Sunday.

 PS -- I haven't seen the latest American Idol, I just saw this bit on Yahoo.   Oh the Internet.

PPS -- Yeah, so this is what you do on a lunch break whilst dealing with clients and prepping for the click of the light... and the start of the dream.  Jason Segel must know this song.  I mean, he introduced Arcade Fire at the Grammy's last year, right?  Or was it the other year.  Yeah yeah yeahs.