Imagining Meeting Jason Segel Part Two

Last night, an acquaintance chatted me up on Facebook and practically begged me to introduce her to someone --- to anyone.  I almost pointed out to her that me and my friends are not exactly meeting decent guys ergo should we meet someone who is tolerable enough for a few hours, we'll definitely keep this guy to ourselves until we finally realize that the whole arrangement is pointless and was just something to let the time pass.

And of course it can't be helped if half the time it is the guys who get interested in us merely to pass the time.

See, people become hobbies whether it is for entertainment, ego boosting, and yes, ecstasy (the sex part, not the drugs).

So the question is, should I get the opportunity to meet Jason Segel in a pretty rowdy environment, say, along the lines of the Thai Full Moon party (and we all know how random and wild those can get!), should I drug him and then drag him to the nearest bush?

(Dear Jason Segel --- the abovementioned scenario is purely hypothetical, just an example of a potential incident where I --- or any girl who wants to marry you --- can take advantage of you.  Think of The Hangover, the first one not the second one.  And maybe not the Jennifer Aniston part of Horrible Bosses though that's probably hilarious!)

You know what, I don't have an answer for this because frankly I know that life is not the movies.  It is a RARE incident that you will meet a guy, hit it off, and then it will be all romantic.  Ninety five percent (or more) of the time, I must say, the guy is looking for action.  And yes, the girl may be looking for action as well.  It will be COMPLETELY delusional to say that should a hypothetical incident like this take place between Jason Segel in me, we will just take long walks on the beach under the full moonlight and share sweet kisses.  And then get married the next day.  COME ON.

Besides, may I remind the romantics out there, Jesse and Celine in Before Sunrise actually end up having sex in the park.  So there.

So--- am I saying that should I meet Jason Segel I am going to make sure he gets laid?

All I can say is if the circumstances are right and appropriate, he's going to be a really lucky guy and I am going to be a really really lucky girl.  If not, well, it's always nice to meet someone incredibly brilliant.

Anyways, my apologies for this silly post.  I have been frustrated with my real life dating life lately.

Jason Segel, what's taking you so long?