Friday, August 26, 2011

Dear Jason Segel: Nosferatu

Dear Jason Segel,

I saw Nosferatu today at the 5th Silent Film Festival (here in Manila, Philippines --- duh).  They screened the movie with a live choir from the Far Eastern University (here in Manila, Philippines --- duh) providing the sound and music, and even though it wasn't perfect I thought I would probably dream about the movie in an hour or so (it's 1:30 in the morning here in Manila, Philippines --- duh).

The reason I am writing you about Nosferatu is that I just realized you wrote a Dracula musical for/in Forgetting Sarah Marshall.  Was it a real full-play on Dracula?  Because I thought that would be awesome.  People will not tire of Dracula --- heck, people won't even tire of bleeping Twilight, what more of the real classic vampyr story that do not have shrieking teenagers in it?  And I also realized, whilst watching the film, that I actually love Dracula's story.  Seriously.  I kept thinking, "I feel sorry for the cursed".  No wonder I love True Blood (not just the cursed part but the sex part as well!!!  Mwahahahahahahaha!)

Anyway, I am posting this brilliant piece called Dracula's Lament --- starring you oh brilliant you --- who else, duh.

Love,

The Girl Who Wants to Marry You, aka The Girl Who is Keeping Herself From Posting a Nasty Blog Post About that Elitist Dickhead Who Wrote in a National Newspaper Column that English is the Language of the "Learned" and that Filipino is What You Use When Talking to the Dishwasher




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