Project: Meeting Jason Segel

As the year closes up and a new one closes in, I have decided to address this *thing* wherein I am going to come up with *something* to finally meet Jason Segel.  Seriously.  I can't wait for the day that I am going to finally post in this blog that I have a photo of Jason Segel and me, all chummy and cuddly, and maybe a bit giggly.  Now that would be really nice.

I remember writing a story/screenplay before about making schemes and although I am The God in such fiction I have to admit I was the one who controlled the fates of my creation.  I am my own creation, the same way my life is, but making that intersection with Jason Segel's can be quite a challenge.  Hence, the reason we are all alive and living, so to speak.

So.  The first step in the How of marrying Jason Segel is to meet him.  Last year, I had a huge problem how to get my ass to the US: no visa.  But!  This year I got mine and I was even in Los Angeles for a week-long business trip.  And as I have mentioned, I could have met Jason Segel... except that I didn't.  Anyway.

You know what they say about six degree of separation?  Well, we can use that force.  But then again, the other challenge is I do not want to seem like a sicko fan who stalks Jason Segel.  I don't even think of myself as a "fan".  I mean, I want to marry him but I am not the kind who would throw my undies at him, y'know?  Well, maybe not in a "fan" sense, haha!

Let me put it this way.  Either Jason Segel goes to me or I go to Jason Segel.  I am going to have to conspire with the universe that either those things happen.

In the meantime, 2012 is all about tenderness... according to Otis Redding.  And meeting Jason Segel is something straight out of a John Hughes design.

Have an incredibly awesome and legendary 2012!