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Friday, March 23, 2012
I Just Have to Giggle: Jason Segel on Parade
This week has been busy, hectic and sickly. Despite the inconveniences, I am happy to be staying at my parents' house while on sick leave, bumming about while trying to keep my head above, say, nasal excretions, and being excruciatingly phlegmatic (because I watched a lot of features on cable in a semi-groggy state: RED, Avatar and Justice League: Crisis on Two Earths).
And so Friday came and Friday it is. I am still out of commission. I watched cartoons with my four year-old nephew (I actually enjoyed The Princess and the Frog). I asked my dad to bring me two slices of pizza for dinner. And then I saw How I Met Your Mother, the "Broath" episode.
I was actually delighted to see the reason behind Jason Segel's interesting Twitter/Twitpic post where he wears a Peter Pan costume. So. Growth spurt, huh.
But anyway --- pardon the side talk --- I happened on a Jason Segel interview on Parade, thanks to... Kim Kardashian. Oh you know, you click on the link on MSN that says Kim K was doused in flour because you want to see her powdered in the wrong places, and then you end up seeing an article on the same webpage why on earth Jason Segel is still single.
And I just had to read it. I have to say --- and I am not saying this because I want to "marry" Jason Segel --- I really agree with what he said about The One. It actually made me giggle.
Here's what Jason Segel said in the interview. Read it in full in the Parade website.
"...I think relationships are an effort and it’s about timing, an actual decision, and two people deciding they will be the best person for one another. And what happens if you miss the one or they die? Now you are doomed to a life of loneliness? We know that’s not true. I think you want your partner to be your best friend. Even attraction will change. But what everyone’s looking for is a partner in crime.”
See, I thought River Phoenix was The One. And then he died. So why the hell would I settle for the idea of The One? Why be doomed?
Oh well. Happy to see that Jason Segel is so darn sensible. No wonder he hasn't taken a risk. Why be doomed? Why be risky? When it comes, it comes.
I wonder, though, if deep inside he is thinking, "What's taking you so long?"
And so Friday came and Friday it is. I am still out of commission. I watched cartoons with my four year-old nephew (I actually enjoyed The Princess and the Frog). I asked my dad to bring me two slices of pizza for dinner. And then I saw How I Met Your Mother, the "Broath" episode.
I was actually delighted to see the reason behind Jason Segel's interesting Twitter/Twitpic post where he wears a Peter Pan costume. So. Growth spurt, huh.
But anyway --- pardon the side talk --- I happened on a Jason Segel interview on Parade, thanks to... Kim Kardashian. Oh you know, you click on the link on MSN that says Kim K was doused in flour because you want to see her powdered in the wrong places, and then you end up seeing an article on the same webpage why on earth Jason Segel is still single.
And I just had to read it. I have to say --- and I am not saying this because I want to "marry" Jason Segel --- I really agree with what he said about The One. It actually made me giggle.
Here's what Jason Segel said in the interview. Read it in full in the Parade website.
"...I think relationships are an effort and it’s about timing, an actual decision, and two people deciding they will be the best person for one another. And what happens if you miss the one or they die? Now you are doomed to a life of loneliness? We know that’s not true. I think you want your partner to be your best friend. Even attraction will change. But what everyone’s looking for is a partner in crime.”
See, I thought River Phoenix was The One. And then he died. So why the hell would I settle for the idea of The One? Why be doomed?
Oh well. Happy to see that Jason Segel is so darn sensible. No wonder he hasn't taken a risk. Why be doomed? Why be risky? When it comes, it comes.
I wonder, though, if deep inside he is thinking, "What's taking you so long?"
Monday, March 5, 2012
Seven Comma Seven Seven Seven
As of typing this, about 7,777 souls have wandered into --- or stumbled upon --- this blog, mostly as a result of the queries "Is Jason Segel married?", "Where does Jason Segel live?", "Jason Segel girlfriend 2012", "Is Jason Segel sleeping with anyone?", and its many other variations.
The spike and the constant traffic to this small blog --- which was initially established to come up with means on how to end up marrying Jason Segel (more on my progress later) --- may be attributed to his successes. Gee, this guy brought back The Muppets from a hiatus. The song "Man or Muppet", which he performed with Walter, won an Oscar. How I Met Your Mother still kicks behinds. Oh, and of course, his movies.
In physics terms, Jason Segel is a distributed force... with his person being the center of mass.
That sounds quite geeky, but let me try this again.
In physics terms, Jason Segel is a momentum --- which really means a mass in motion, with M = m(v), m= mass, v=velocity --- and also a force that can cause change in speed, direction and shape.
But then again, he is also like liquid which is described as a substance that can take the shape of any container.
To borrow a quote from Miss Pennylane in Almost Famous, "It's (he's) happening!"
Last night I saw a mini-marathon of How I Met Your Mother on Star World and I could not believe that the gentle Marshall Eriksen is played by a guy who also played someone who had a jerk-off station. This same guy also went full monty in all his frontal glory, showed some male sensitivity that women look for (aka... crying while writing a song?), and also bent six ways just to bring back a bunch of puppets that mostly Gen Y-ers and Gen X-ers will appreciate.
I mean, seriously, this small blog reached 7777 because people want to know who Jason Segel is.
And as fans --- or psychos who are probably plotting to kidnap him for some shotgun wedding --- we are curious what makes Jason Segel, this (non)leading leading man, a real-life, say, creature.
As for my progress in this quest, well, I am planning to drop by LA again in the future. Hopefully this year. Maybe I'll stay there for a week; if life allows it, I'll hang around for a month. And then we will have some miracles reign, I mean, rain.
The spike and the constant traffic to this small blog --- which was initially established to come up with means on how to end up marrying Jason Segel (more on my progress later) --- may be attributed to his successes. Gee, this guy brought back The Muppets from a hiatus. The song "Man or Muppet", which he performed with Walter, won an Oscar. How I Met Your Mother still kicks behinds. Oh, and of course, his movies.
In physics terms, Jason Segel is a distributed force... with his person being the center of mass.
That sounds quite geeky, but let me try this again.
In physics terms, Jason Segel is a momentum --- which really means a mass in motion, with M = m(v), m= mass, v=velocity --- and also a force that can cause change in speed, direction and shape.
But then again, he is also like liquid which is described as a substance that can take the shape of any container.
To borrow a quote from Miss Pennylane in Almost Famous, "It's (he's) happening!"
Last night I saw a mini-marathon of How I Met Your Mother on Star World and I could not believe that the gentle Marshall Eriksen is played by a guy who also played someone who had a jerk-off station. This same guy also went full monty in all his frontal glory, showed some male sensitivity that women look for (aka... crying while writing a song?), and also bent six ways just to bring back a bunch of puppets that mostly Gen Y-ers and Gen X-ers will appreciate.
I mean, seriously, this small blog reached 7777 because people want to know who Jason Segel is.
And as fans --- or psychos who are probably plotting to kidnap him for some shotgun wedding --- we are curious what makes Jason Segel, this (non)leading leading man, a real-life, say, creature.
As for my progress in this quest, well, I am planning to drop by LA again in the future. Hopefully this year. Maybe I'll stay there for a week; if life allows it, I'll hang around for a month. And then we will have some miracles reign, I mean, rain.
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