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As of typing this, about 7,777 souls have wandered into --- or stumbled upon --- this blog, mostly as a result of the queries "Is Jason Segel married?", "Where does Jason Segel live?",  "Jason Segel girlfriend 2012", "Is Jason Segel sleeping with anyone?", and its many other variations.

The spike and the constant traffic to this small blog --- which was initially established to come up with means on how to end up marrying Jason Segel (more on my progress later) --- may be attributed to his successes.  Gee, this guy brought back The Muppets from a hiatus.  The song "Man or Muppet", which he performed with Walter, won an Oscar.  How I Met Your Mother still kicks behinds.  Oh, and of course, his movies.

In physics terms, Jason Segel is a distributed force... with his person being the center of mass.

That sounds quite geeky, but let me try this again.

In physics terms, Jason Segel is a momentum --- which really means a mass in motion, with M = m(v), m= mass, v=velocity --- and also a force that can cause change in speed, direction and shape.

But then again, he is also like liquid which is described as a substance that can take the shape of any container.

To borrow a quote from Miss Pennylane in Almost Famous, "It's (he's) happening!"

Last night I saw a mini-marathon of How I Met Your Mother on Star World and I could not believe that the gentle Marshall Eriksen is played by a guy who also played someone who had a jerk-off station.  This same guy also went full monty in all his frontal glory, showed some male sensitivity that women look for (aka... crying while writing a song?), and also bent six ways just to bring back a bunch of puppets that mostly Gen Y-ers and Gen X-ers will appreciate.

I mean, seriously, this small blog reached 7777 because people want to know who Jason Segel is.

And as fans --- or psychos who are probably plotting to kidnap him for some shotgun wedding --- we are curious what makes Jason Segel, this (non)leading leading man, a real-life, say, creature.

As for my progress in this quest, well, I am planning to drop by LA again in the future.  Hopefully this year.  Maybe I'll stay there for a week; if life allows it, I'll hang around for a month.  And then we will have some miracles reign, I mean, rain.