Neurolinguistic Programming Jason Segel - Part Two

And so this goes.

Let me begin this entry by giving a brief review. About two or three posts ago, I talked about neurolinguistic programming, also known as NLP. I also mentioned how I got introduced to NLP, not by any scientific resource but through this fortune teller who probably took pity on me as it seemed I could not get myself a chap. And so he told me what I should do. So ta-da, neurolinguistic programming.

As my blogging know-how is limited to very basic functions, obviously I cannot do the NLP table the said fortune teller told me to execute. And as I do not want to go through the process of scanning this handwritten document I have just finished (oh man), I guess this NLP entry will just have to go on for three more parts, for columns one, two and three.

The first column is tricky as I am supposed to write down what I want in a guy, whether this guy is Jason Segel or not. But since, through this blog, I am in this quest of eventually marrying Jason Segel, well, I guess I'll just have to put down stuff I LOVE about him!

However, it's quite corny to write down --- AGAIN --- what I love about this guy. I am not a psycho-fan, I am a woman who has come to this point, after a series of MISSES when it comes to men, of realizing that hey, these standards are bullshit. This guy makes me feel warm in a Stevie Wonder-you-make-me-smile-you-make-me-sing kind of way.

So instead of writing it down, I have decided to post this instead, which pretty much summarizes a lot of things. And this video actually finally DID IT.



Now the next step is to figure out what kind of woman this kind of guy would go for.

I think this is going to be the hardest part.

AND BY THE WAY I LOVE SWELL SEASON!! Glen Hasard rules!!!

Neurolinguistic Programming Jason Segel - Part One

Have you heard of NLP?  Or have been at least tagged on Facebook for some strange NLP event?  Are you intrigued with this scientific-sounding, uber-sophisticated term?  Neuro --- brain.  Linguistic --- language.  Programming --- er, computers?  Brain language computers.  Very high-tech.

I was actually introduced to NLP by a fortune teller.

*enter flashback music*

My friend Chin told me about this Psychic Fair in Eastwood a few years ago, during the time the term "psychic" meant how "promo" means to me now.  So I went to the Psychic Fair... not with Chin, I think, but with Liz.  Or maybe it was the second Psychic Fair that Liz tagged along, or was it the first Psychic Fair that the fortune teller lady gave me a magic mantra and free precious stones to boot, and I was with Chin at that time?  Hmm.  Anyway, I forget.

So!

It was actually a male psychic I ended up with because I chose him from a menu of psychics available that night --- which basically shows that even at the event of having your fortune told everything is still up to your decision.  As it was a few years ago, I really can't remember my fortune, but I probably opened up to him via a tirade of expressed frustrations: Am I going to travel overseas?  Will I ever have my dream job?  Will I ever meet Michael Vartan?  Will I ever find true love?

Well, he read my cards, and for some reason, he discussed neurolinguistic programming.  And as I had too much questions, he only remembered the most recent one, and that was, Will I ever find true love?  He then told me, Here's what you should do.

I was already liking this psychic.  At last, someone was not just giving me an "intelligent" guess, someone was telling me what to do!

*break music!*

As I am "scheming" to eventually marry Jason Segel, I have been thinking how to pull it off.  I mentioned in my last entry that I had no idea what to write, which also means I didn't know what to do.  And as I need to know what to do, and the last I checked Chowking did not have any fortune cookies available, I suddenly remembered this particular fortune teller!

And this particular fortune teller told me how to get someone I want!

*continue flashback music*

So this psychic told me to get a piece of paper ... I didn't have one.  So he told me he'd give me a piece of paper.  Check, piece of paper!  And he told me to make three columns from that piece of paper. I didn't have a pen so I started folding the bond paper.  Three columns, check!  And then he told me to write the first heading: Traits of the Guy I Want to Marry.  I didn't have a pen so I absorbed everything he said.  Afterwards, he told me to write the heading of the second column: the Traits of the Girl This Particular Guy Would Want to Marry.  And so he explained.  And the last column... I really can't remember now, because I didn't have a pen and it was so long ago and I was already thinking answers and all, but I think it has something to do with What I Must Do To End Up Marrying That Guy That Will Not Include Killing the Girl the Guy I Want to Marry Will Likely Want to Marry.  Something like that.

I was so amazed with the idea that I never got around doing it because I did not want to lose the amazement!  I had not heard of neurolinguistic programming before!  And I have no idea if this process is indeed part of NLP!

So.  Since I have no idea how to actually execute this process of marrying Jason Segel, well, I guess I need to sit down and actually do that three-column list.  I guess that is the first logical step.

And that's the second part of this entry that I will be writing about as I am just about to hunt for that piece of paper.  And a pen that does not poop.