Hence, this is probably not the best time to neurolingustic-program Jason Segel, but I miss writing here, and it's been about a week. I want to write here more, but I have been writing too much. All I do is write, it's driving me insane.
But let me write down the third column of this exercise and wrap up this neurolinguistic programming thing as there are a number of things I should do in order to end up marrying Jason Segel. Afterall, that's the title of my blog, right? We have a mission, and we're in this position to fulfill that mission! Yeah!
So here goes ---
I think I gave this third column the title What I Must Do to End Up Marrying Jason Segel Without Killing the Woman He Will Likely Want to Marry, or a variation of that sort. Now this is the part I remember the fortune teller told me to do. This column should be a logical action list stemming from Columns 1 and Columns 2. If I wrote in Column 1 that Jason Segel is brilliant, and in Column 2 he will likely want a brilliant girl, hence Column 3 is about me being brilliant!
Yay, we're on the road towards becoming our bright and shiny selves!
But I am going to be more specific. I am not going to write down why I am brilliant already (haha), but in true rules of attraction fashion (and I have no idea what those rules are), it is all about, well, opening my world to the world of Jason Segel.
Well ok, maybe it is not feasible I go to the U.S. now but there are some things about Jason Segel that I am not about yet.
So let's begin.
1) Music Appreciation - Jason Segel is a brilliant musician. I am never going to be a brilliant musician but at least music is part of my life. And I PLAYED the drums back in high school for a rock band, and I could hit Hole, Alanis Morisette, Green Day (just one song) and Gin Blossom, among others. But I haven't been in-front of a drum set for, say, ten years? Still --- there was that time. Anyway, remember that scene in that fun movie Love, Actually? The kid wanting to play drums because his crush likes drummers? This exercise is something to that effect.
The thing is I have no problems at all appreciating music; I am a huge music lover. BUT --- I think I read somewhere --- Jason Segel likes classic rock (think Rush) and reggae. To be honest I don't listen to these all the time because, well, my personal preferences tend to lean towards alternative, indie, ambient, all that stuff. I can see that his taste, based on classic and reggae, is more classic; I tend to be more progressive.
So let's shall marry them together!
I think the first step is to nurture (not force) an appreciation for classic rock gods. Maybe I'll start with Rush; now this is a Rush song that I actually like. And then I can continue on with, uh, The Scorpions? Dream Theater? But hey, my current It song is "One Day" by Matisyahu. Now that's reggae, huh. Yeah mon.
2) Muppets Appreciation - alright, alright I know who they are but I did not grow up watching them! Unless the Muppets are the guys on Sesame Street? No? Well, I do know Kermit and Miss Piggy and the Cookie Monster and Elmo... wait, am I mixing things up? Hahaha. ALRIGHT. So here's what I am going to do. I will watch Muppets movies; I'll look for them. Besides, this is probably something my nephew will enjoy... on one note, my nephew, who is 2 years-old, loves "Laura Palmer's Prom" by You Say Party! We Say Die! and "Not Going Home" by The Elected. But then he loves Spongebob, Toy Story, Benten and High-Five. The Muppets will be a no-brainer. See, I am such a cool aunt.
3) I'll start playing the guitar again and sing - I used to have this fantasy that one day I would whip out a guitar, play Dave Matthews Band's "Crush" (the version with Tim Reynolds --- tignan ko lang!), and sing the song. The thing is, although I used to play the guitar A LOT, I can't stand it when my fingertips get swollen. And whatever I do I can't sing like Dave Matthews even though he does that falsetto thing. So. I have somebody's guitar downstairs, and I can get chords online this time. I used to that exercise a few months ago when I tried playing Natasha Beddingfield's version of "The Scientist". See, I can do it.
Okay, I am not doing this just so I can join Jason Segel on stage, maybe with Swell Season, and join in the session. But then again, why not. I'll do an interpretative dance number instead. I'll ask Paul Rudd to join me.4) Watch all his movies and find a copy of Freaks and Geeks - apparently, there was this cool show back in the 1990s called Freaks and Geeks, and yeah, Jason Segel and his Broyfriends were part of it. I had no idea what that show is. Well, I think when it came out (1997?) I was busy watching something else --- The Practice and Ally McBeal.
But apparently, this was some brilliant show that I missed. Watch Jason Segel sing with that weird girl "Jesus is just alright".
See, JESUS, it's not alright we're missing out on good shows like Freaks and Geeks!
Well, is this the end of NLPing Jason Segel? Let me see if I'll come up with more. Stay tuned!
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